Monthly Archives: April 2013

Short and Sweet

I want to post my new short story soon. I finished writing it, and I sent it to a few people to read. I’ve gotten some good feedback so far, but I’m still waiting for a couple people to get back to me. Then it’s just editing then posting. Anyway, this post isn’t about that story. This post is about another very short thing I wrote and want to share with you. I like it a lot, and I hope you do too.

 

Water, the Fish

Image courtesy of SOMMAI / FreeDigitalPhotos.net

Image courtesy of SOMMAI / FreeDigitalPhotos.net

Hello?

WELCOME, MY CHILD.

Thank you.

HOW ARE YOU FEELING?

Fine I guess.

WHAT HAPPENED?

What?

WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?

Nothing.

I MEAN, HOW DID YOU GET HERE?

Oh. I’m not sure. I was swimming around and then I felt hot and then I woke up here.

I SEE. AND WHICH ONE ARE YOU?

Beg your pardon?

WHICH ONE ARE YOU? WHAT IS YOUR NAME?

Shouldn’t YOU know?

I SHOULD, YES, BUT I’M GETTING OLD AND THERE ARE SO MANY OF YOU AND YOU ALL LOOK SO MUCH ALIKE. IT WOULD REALLY BE A WONDERFUL HELP IF YOU COULD TELL ME YOUR NAME.

I’m sorry. I haven’t got a name.

HAVEN’T GOT ONE?! BUT DIDN’T A FAMILY HAVE YOU?

Oh yes. They did.

WHAT DID THEY CALL YOU?

The little one called me Water.

WATER! A FINE NAME! WELCOME!

Thank you. Can I ask you a question?

OF COURSE.

Who are you?

I AM YOUR FATHER.

You don’t look like me.

WELL WE’RE NOT RELATED. TECHNICALLY.

But you’re my father?

YES.

I am really confused.

I’M NOT YOUR PROGENITOR. I’M YOUR CREATOR.

Okay. So, where am I?

YOU ARE IN MY HOUSE.

Am I going to stay here forever?

MAYBE. TELL ME ABOUT YOUR LIFE.

It was hot then I woke up here.

THAT’S ALL?

I think so.

CAN’T YOU TELL ME ANY MORE?

No.

YOU’RE NOT DOING VERY WELL SO FAR. I DON’T LIKE OBSTINATE FISH!

Sorry Mac, but you’re the one who gave me a five-second memory. Obviously you could have done better because here we are having a real conversation longer than ‘Hello.’ The way I see it, this is your fault.

I DON’T LIKE YOU ANYMORE, WATER. I’M SENDING YOU AWAY.

You’re the Big Cheese.

ABRACADABRA!

Abra——— Are you kidding me? Hello? Hello! Where am I? And why is the water steaming?

A Musical Taste of My Latest Project

I’m writing a new story. It’s just a short story, and really I should be working on the novel, but it’s nice to take a break from a huge project to actually finish something smaller. I’ve been writing and editing for the past three days. It’s almost written, but it’ll need some more edits before it’s ready to be shared with the public.

The story is about a dance. And ghosts. And romance. And stupidity. It should be a hit. Anyway, I thought it’d be fun to share some of the music that helped inspire this story. Listen to the following, then be excited.

This one’s not the exact version that I thought of with the story, but it’s a fun take on it and the best instrumental version I could find on YouTube.

I’ve tried to not be too clear about the actual songs within the story. I hope when people read it, they’ll add their own music. Also, not all of these songs feature specifically in the tale, but they all capture what I hope is the essence of it. If you have any other suggestions I’d love to hear them, either now or when I show you the finished story.

Book Recommendations

I really like doing book reviews on this blog, and I hope others appreciate them as well. Every review I do is also a recommendation, pretty much because I don’t want to put effort into reading and reviewing books I don’t like. Now, I’ve always been an avid reader, but in the last few weeks I’ve especially read too many to do a review on each, even when I really really want to. Here are a few books I’ve read that deserve a mention, but that I’m too lazy/overwhelmed to do reviews for.

Note: clicking on the pictures will take you to the amazon page for each book.

Agent to the Stars by John Scalzi

Agent to the Stars

John Scalzi’s Agent to the Stars is a captivating story of the Hollywood agent picked by the Yherjak, an alien species of smelly jello-like blobs, to represent them to the world. Along the way he struggles to find the way to introduce them without causing panic, as well as dealing with his own Hollywood stars and starlets as well as a relentless snoop reporter with a grudge. It’s a heartwarming, and sometimes sad, story that won’t leave you alone. Be prepared, if you start reading this, you may not be able to stop until its done.

Icarus at the Edge of Time by Brian Greene

Icarus at the Edge of Time

Icarus at the Edge of Time is a book I’d be surprised you wouldn’t finish in one sitting. It’s a picture book for children from renowned scientist Brian Greene. The pictures are all amazing space photographs, and the story is a delightful reimagining of the Greek tale of Icarus, who flew too close to the sun. Well in Greene’s story it’s not the sun you have to worry about. Icarus instead decides to become the first person to brush the edge of a black hole in his spacecraft. Only, he forgets about the effect the black hole’s immense gravity has on time. It’s a fantastic book for children, an delightfully fun for adults as well.

Skulduggery Pleasant: Scepter of the Ancients by Derek Landy

Skulduggery Pleasant

Skulduggery Pleasant is a skeleton mage detective trying to solve the murder of his friend. Along for the ride is the deceased’s niece Stephanie who has just learned about magic and monsters, and who may be the key to stopping the evil mage Nefarian Serpine from destroying the world. This is one of the most fun reads I’ve had in a while. Written for young audiences, it masterfully blends wizardry, horror and comedy in a way that will leave you on the edge of your seat without getting into anything too gruesome or adulty. Still, its themes include growing up, family, dealing with loss and defeat, good and evil; not the usual fare for young readers, but written in a way they can understand. I highly recommend this book to anyone and everyone with some kind of imagination.

Smoke and Mirrors by Neil Gaiman

Smoke and Mirrors

Ah, at last we come to Neil Gaiman, who for the moment seems to be my favorite author. Why? For his twisted sense of…everything. Smoke and Mirrors is a collection of, as Gaiman puts it, short fictions and illusions. The story topics range from a venereal disease one gets without actually having sex, and an amateur magician who makes a grandmother disappear, to an angel trying to solve the first murder. This is not my favorite collection of shorts from Neil Gaiman, but it is definitely entertaining and imaginative and well worth a read.

M is for Magic by Neil Gaiman

M is For Magic

M is for Magic is another collection of shorts from Neil Gaiman, and it is also not my favorite (that would be Fragile Things, which is not on this list because I read it some months ago). By not my favorite, I mean I loved it. Again, the stories in this volume are all twisted in a wonderfully charming way. There is a story about tourists from very far away, and one about the months of the year telling stories around a campfire (possibly my favorite Gaiman short of all), and a short story that would later become a chapter of The Graveyard Book, which we’ll talk about in a minute. Again, I highly recommend this. The wonderful thing about short stories, is they don’t take any commitment. These collections, as well as others, can whisk you away for ten minutes, one hour, days. The timing is all up to you. In my opinion, everyone should have at least one book of short stories by their bed or on their table at all times.

Coraline by Neil Gaiman

Coraline

One of the most famous Neil Gaiman stories, Coraline is the tale of a young girl who goes through a door in her house to another world just like this one except better in every way. There she meets her ‘other mother’ and ‘other father’ and makes a friend of the cat who prowls around her house. The world behind the door, although wonderful at first, is an evil place, and Coraline must play a game with her ‘other mother’ to rescue her real parents and the souls of children trapped there. This is a book I tried to read to fall asleep to. Then, I had to make myself put it down. Then I had dreams that didn’t scare me until I woke up and thought they might be real. Then I stayed up way too late again the next night finishing the book. Then more creepy dreams. It was all worth it.

It was made into a creepy, fun animated movie in 2009. I like the book better, but the movie is worth a looksee too.

The Graveyard Book by Neil Gaiman

The Graveyard Book

Ah, The Graveyard Book. One of the best books I’ve ever read. Both this and Coraline were written for children, but I still enjoyed them better than most adult novels I read. In The Graveyard Book every chapter is a short story detailing a significant experience in Nobody Owens’ life. Nobody’s, called Bod for short, family was murdered when he was a baby. He was taken in by the spirits of the graveyard who raise and protect him. One day, the man who killed his family returns hoping to finish the job. Before I read this book, I was reading a lot of other stuff that just wasn’t holding my interest very well. Stories I enjoyed reading, but after half an hour I’d be done with them. I picked up The Graveyard Book and didn’t put it down. There is good literature, and there are fantastic, wondrous, captivating stories. This is one of the latter.

A film version is in the works by the same man who adapted and directed Coraline.

The Playground by Ray Bradbury

The Playground

Ray Bradbury is one of the all time greats when it comes to fiction. He excels in all mediums, but I think none quite so well as the short story. The Playground is a short fiction by Bradbury, released in this version alone for Kindle. It is the story of a widower who wants to protect his son from the evils of the other children on the playground. He’ll do anything to protect his boy, including making a deal with the Playground that might cost him his soul. This is a fantastic story, one of the best I’ve ever read. It’s intelligent, creative, unique and horrific. You cannot go wrong reading this.

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I have lots more books I can recommend, but for this post we’ll stick to those I’ve read in the last month. Also, if this number of books in four weeks astounds you and maybe makes you feel like a lesser human being remember a couple things: First, you probably have more friends than I do. Second, many of these books are short books and many are written for children or young audiences. Third, I work as a security guard right now, which means I have LOTS of time to read. Probably more than you do. Now, if you still feel bad just visit your local library. You can even rent eBooks from most libraries now, which is such a perfect system when you’re laying in bed at 10:30 pm with nothing to read. Until next time.

Words in Tandem: A Poem and a Thought

Words are funny things, especially when they work in tandem. Last night I wrote a poem, and I let my wife read it this morning to judge if I should let anybody else see it or not. I wrote it with a specific scene in mind. My wife read it and interpreted it very differently from how I wrote it. I haven’t told her what I meant with it, and I don’t think I will. It’s really a terrible disgrace when readers aren’t allowed to draw their own conclusions.

 

To The Gods of GraceLess Escapes: A Toast

 

Vengeful! Vengeful!

Trick me with your merry ways!

Never a man did I meet before tonight.

Never a woman.

 

The night! It calls! It sings! It beckons!

Icy black fingers creeping out from beneath the pudding

Yes! I’ll go. I’ll come.

To you my blushing bride three years dead tonight!

 

I come! I venture!

Wait on me, young footman.

Be easy ‘til the Dawn, it breaks our night in twain.

Alas! No time! We haven’t the time to make a cordial farewell.

 

To bed! To sleep! To Death and then awakening.

Marjorine! Marjorine, my love I cannot repay you.

 

My host! How quaint, the Porridge of our evening.

No wonder, no excitement.

Yet it fills the belly all the same.

 

To sum! In short! The Port was excellent.

Away I fly! But not without thanks.

To the Hospital of your home! Adieu.

Book Review: The Truth of Rock and Roll

Life is hard for a struggling young artist. The arts aren’t a real industry, in a lot of peoples’ minds. When you introduce yourself as a writer working as a security guard or a paralegal for the time being, people generally just shake their heads. Actually, people are fairly polite. They usually say that’s really cool while secretly being thankful they don’t have to depend on you for anything. Matthew Keville is one such writer. He self-published his first novel one year ago, and, as is the case with so many self-published works, it hasn’t gotten nearly the amount of attention it deserves. Let’s do what we can to fix that, hmm?

The Truth of Rock and Roll

The Truth of Rock and Roll is an astoundingly good novel. It has a unique, yet still familiar premise. It begins with a young man who doesn’t want to go to business school arguing on the phone with his father. After the conversation, a middle-aged man approaches him and begins to talk. The young man stays and listens (against his better instincts) and is treated to a story about youth, love, rebellion, small town prejudice, courage and the magic of rock and roll, which in this story is not just a figure of speech. Rock and roll is literally magical.

The Truth of Rock and Roll is not a long book, nor is it an intensely intellectual read. It can be easily devoured in an hour. Devoured is the right word for how one should read this book though. Keville recently began releasing it in serialized form on his blog in an attempt to simply reach more readers. After just the first section I wanted to buy the book. After the fourth I needed to buy it. The characters had quickly become my friends, people I cared about and wanted to win. I couldn’t escape the story, or the world. It’s the world I want for myself, where life is magic and love conquers all, though not without some serious annoyance along the way. Keville shows his skill in telling a wonderfully cheesy tale while making it new enough and good enough that you don’t care if it’s cheesy or a little old hash.

It’s possible this book appealed to me so much because I grew up in a small town and know all too well the kinds of trials and prejudice Johnny and Jenny (what else would our rock and roll lovebirds be named?) come up against. He’s a rich boy, she’s just white trash from the wrong side of the tracks. It’s the same in Footloose and Grease and The Notebook and thousands of other stories. Yet The Truth of Rock and Roll brings something these other stories don’t. For one, it starts with an old man telling how he threw it all away. It is a testament to Keville’s skill at storytelling that when he gets to the part where Johnny rejects the rock and roll angel (yes, there’s really, seriously a rock and roll angel, and it’s just as awesome as it’s possible to be) we feel cheated. Keville anticipates this perfectly with our young man listener/narrator who interrupts, “You did what?” only to be met with “Hey, kid, I told you early on.” He is correct, but it only serves to make this departure from the standard tale more frustrating. That is not to say it makes it bad. In fact, the story is all the more poignant for it.

The Truth About Rock and Roll is a message to anyone who has ever had a dream, “it’s about rockin’, not remembering.” You don’t have to be a writer, an artist, or a rock and roller to appreciate the message. Dreams are worth fighting for.

Matthew Keville is fighting for his dreams with his book. As all authors he is concerned about the sales of his book, but moreso that people simply read it. To that end, he is releasing the whole thing on his blog, in serialized form, for free. It’s definitely worth a look.

I always recommend the books I review. You may understand the reason for this in different ways, but the fact is if I’m going to spend my time reading, reviewing and promoting a book, you can be damn sure I feel it’s worth it. This book is different though. I don’t just want to recommend it, I want to ask you to buy it. It’s $2.99 on Amazon, and it’s worth every penny and more. It is a book that can, and should, change your life. I think that’s worth supporting.

Matthew Keville’s blog is here: http://horizondream.wordpress.com

The free version of The Truth of Rock and Roll starts here: Forward

You can buy his book buy clicking on the Bookstore tab at his blog, or on Amazon directly here: The Truth of Rock and Roll

The book is brand new up on Goodreads.

Also, go like his Facebook page. It doesn’t cost anything and it might save your soul.